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First World Foodie Problems

You know what? It’s hard to be a foodie. The expectations! The pressure! How can I take the perfect Instagram if the lighting is like a Vampiric Dungeon in this restaurant!? What if I just want to….eat my food? What if I can’t remember exactly what kind of ramp chutney was on that specific cut of pork chop? Life is so hard. So, so hard.

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This conversation between fellow foodies needed to be shared. (Yes I am making fun of myself, yes my friend Alison and I are at least 90% joking, yes there’s still as 10% chance we’re serious ;)
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  • 11:24am
    do you ever get stressed out about the amount of food you need to try?Perpetually broke and hypercaloric?
  • 11:25am
    Yes, seriously, I went through a phase where i just stopped trying.
    People were approaching me about my lack of food Instagrams.
    I felt alone and unsatisfied.
  • OMG that is the FUCKING worst.
    hahahahahhahahahahahahha
    Like, sorry I eat good food but I don’t always post it or take a photo
    I’ve been legit yelled at.
    I’m like dude go on Yelp.

    • I know it’s usually in the form of: “Omg I want your food life! I haven’t seen any food pics recently though! What have you been doing?”

      IDK…living my life, cooking, eating out but only checking in on Foursquare, SUE ME.

    • i totally feel.

      If work doesn’t hold me up
      I’m down for the crab boil
      I want that alcoholic arnold palmer

    •  I know it sounds amazing.

       Maybe Jim will come.

    • Pork Slope is dope.

      I like the rhyming in that.

    •  David has weighed in with his thoughts: “people were approaching me about my lack of food Instagrams” #ichosethisfate #shitmyGFsays
    •  HE DOESNT GET IT
    •   I KNOW. He doesn’t understand our pain
       THERE ARE BIGGER ISSUES IN LIFE THAN CORRECT COLOR THEORY
      •  stupid artists.

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        Don’t worry, we understand how ridiculous this is.
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